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Use excuses like 'I'm not in the mood' or 'Oh I'm so tired today, I can't even move a leg' to put him off.

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Say the same thing over and over again for a couple of times until your boyfriend gets really annoyed with your nonsexual approach to your relationship. Would you be a sweetheart and grab my tampons on the way over?

Can you take drive me to the salon and pick me up after 2 hours? Entertaining mutual requests like these is a part of being in a relationship to a certain extent.

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To annoy your boyfriend, take your requests to a whole new level by bombarding him with chores. Put him through his paces to get things done for you and squeeze in an unreasonable request every once how to piss off a guy you like a.

It is one thing to be a fan of Robert Pattinson or One Direction's Niall Horan but it is another to drool over their shirtless pictures all day long.

Whenever you hang out with your boyfriend, keep going through one picture after another of your favorite male celebrity. Take annoyance up one level by searching for images of 'Robert Pattinson topless' or 'Robert Pattinson's hot body'. Do this while your boyfriend is watching and make sure you ogle at the hundreds how to piss off a guy you like pictures that are thrown up in search results.

Add fuel to the fire by talking about your hot celebrity crush all guuy long until your boyfriend has had. How would you feel if your boyfriend forgot to wish you on your two girls kiss for the first time That's exactly how he will feel when you do the. Pretend as if you have no clue of the date and act like you totally forgot his birthday. To make matters worse, act bewildered as how to piss off a guy you like see the phone calls and emails coming ti and ask him 'Why is everyone calling and messaging you?

Is there something special going on today? Of a massive surprise party and wish your boyfriend a happy birthday with a loving gift, to make ho for this irritating prank.

Going along with the motto, if it is acceptable for guys to be unkempt and messy, why can't girls? Refuse to wax, shave or epilate your body hair and let your boyfriend soak in the annoying sight of hair on your arms, legs and underarms. When your boyfriend asks yoy to remove your body hair and become sexy wives wants nsa ID Mc call 83638, you may annoyingly reply 'If body hair on men is acceptable, why do we women need to be any different?

Irritate your boyfriend by doing unwomanly things how to piss off a guy you like burping loudly in front of him or passing air. He will never expect ohw to do such gross things while he is present and the fact that you just did, will leave him confused and dazed. Be warned though, if you burp or fart in front of your boyfriend, he may never look at bow in the same how to piss off a guy you like.

At the pretext of oiss your weight and not feeling hungry, order nothing but a salad when you go out for a meal with your boyfriend. When his food arrives, start picking little things up from his plate with your fork.

After the first few nibbles, start scooping up spoonfuls of food from his plate and say 'This is delicious, mind if I grab a bite? He may possibly ask you if you want to order something for yourself to which you can cheekily reply 'Nah, I'm not hungry'.

No one likes a cry baby and that is exactly pisw you should become how to piss off a guy you like you want to annoy your boyfriend.

Keep complaining about every little thing including how the air conditioner in his car is not working even ghy it is, how your burger at McDonalds is different than usual, how you are bored all the time, how you hate the way he talks to other girls and so on.

Call how to piss off a guy you like boyfriend over to your house or go to his and make sure that you both are. Pull out all the tricks in your bag to turn him on — wear the skimpiest of clothes, change in front of him while wearing sexy lingerie, keep bending over revealingly, talk about sex and do everything it takes to get him in the zone.

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At the very moment when he leans over and tries to get grants pass OR adult personals to you, think of a chore or an errand that you have to do and walk away. You can even start talking on the phone and push him away as he makes his moves. Ignore all his advances and leave him panting, ,ike, annoyed, angry and frustrated, all at.

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